#Chupacabra_Jerky

Anonymous asked: 25. Would you have sex with a dead goat for $99,395.12 if it was tax free income?

absolutely…but im going to have to insist on a contract…that if i fathered a herd of goat zombies….that i wont be liable for child support :P

mothers day eve rant 2012:
i can appreciate (with envy) that the rest of the world seems to have the most perfect, loving, nurturing mothers that ever existed….this time of year….
but just stop and consider the fact that not all of us had nice mothers….some of us were abused, traumatized, & tortured by dysfunctional parents & we still carry those scars in our hearts….and every single year around this time….between the hallmark commercials…the gift baskets/balloons littering the side of the road…and all the facebook posts about how everyone loves their perfect mothers……
it makes me sick to my stomach….sif a yearly reminder that i have a shitty mother wasnt bad enuff….y’all gotta shove it down my throat how great u had it cuz of your moms…..
well think about someone other than yourselves for a change…..think about how this time of year might not be a happy time for everyone around you….if you tried….you could still love on your perfect mothers without filling me with so much disgust for the world around me