#Chupacabra

HILARIOUS!!!

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17 May 2013 • reblog: nightmarepoet

Artist: Sam Daugherty

in addition to bong-hits & espresso……a good hearty bloody breakfast is the perfect way to start your day (evisceration’s sold separately)

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13 May 2013 • reblog: mullhawkmustdie

swastikatattoo:

Greeting card

swastikatattoo:

Greeting card

12 May 2013 • reblog: swastikatattoo

NSFW!!! ……WOW!!! is all i can say…….wish i was there……someday!!!
#Mind_Blown

10 May 2013 • Suscon 2013 Stelarc

$gogovegan: Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow! awwws….yaya for puppy snuggumms \m/ \m/$

gogovegan:

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow!

awwws….yaya for puppy snuggumms \m/ \m/

10 May 2013 • reblog: gogovegan

We cannot enjoy life if we spend our time and energy worrying about what happened yesterday and what will happen tomorrow. If we’re afraid all the time, we miss out on the wonderful fact that we’re alive and can be happy right now.

— Thích Nhất Hạnh

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10 May 2013 • reblog: snapcracklep0p

this is awesome….i actually found a job that would pay me $15/hr to smoke medical cannabis!!! me & abbz just made me a ridiculously awesome pot resumé of my vast knowledge & experience aquired over the last 25yrs….i cant stop laughing…..how no other job would ever hire me with this resumé except for a dispensary…..i seriously hope i get this job….honestly im over qualified for this……if the SSI thinks im not disabled enuff for some jobs…..well then…this is something i can actually do…..quality test oils & waxes….and write up reports on them……HAHAHAHAHA

9 May 2013 • Damn_The_Man Fuck_The_World !!!

party on wayne…………..party on darth……LMMFAO!!!

9 May 2013

Cernunnos got a new Lotus Succulent today to go with his new man cave & full belly…..his first immediate response was to go hug the plant!…..he definitely approves…..he is (ONe) happy, healthy, well pampered python

8 May 2013 • Cernunnos

this pic….completely unstaged…….this is what i came home to just now Maynard sleeping on top of the grumpy-cat painting abbz did…….you srsly cant make this shit up!!!…..if you cant tell by the expression on his face……my little cross-eyed lion is more than a little bit “special in the head”

8 May 2013 • Maynard James Keetön grumpy cat

staywithme-youreallihaveleft:

keldulmo:

villenoire:

serialkiller-obsessed:

Last Words

Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”

Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”

John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”

Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”

Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”

Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.”

James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”

Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)

Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”

Tom Ketchum - “I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast, boys. Let her rip!”

This is my new favorite post.

sassy serial killers

French fries omfg